Games 'Improved' with Medusa Heads

So.. if you've ever played a Castlevania game you'd know the notorious series staple that is the floating Medusa heads. In a pretty intense area of platforming, the designers will put in these floating Medusa heads that move across the screen, passing through walls and floors and if they bump into you they hurt you, push you over, and temporarily turn you into stone. Charming. In Tobi's words: 'Fuck the person who came up with them seriously'

People love hard games though. Here at HYTIB, we're such HARDKOOORE GAMERZZZZZZZZ you don't even know. So we're going to 'improve' other classic games by inserting Medusa heads to ENHANCE THE EXPERIENCE.

You're very welcome.

Mega Man 2

King's Quest

Okami

Harvest Moon

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Tetris

BattleToads

Trauma Center

Trials

So... yeah. This is how we spent our Sunday nights.

Paper Mario is having none of that.

Anthropomorphic Action Heroes 20-doz Results!

Ladies and Gentlemen, Dudes and Babes, I present to you:

Duck Face (woo-hoo)

by Tobi

The Outcats

by Allie

And our brilliant guest entry,

Phil McCrackin' & Savannah Shore

by Zimmette

This went well, I think. 'Coming soon to a fan-subbed dvd rip uploaded in 12 parts to a youtube playlist near you! '

Anthropomorphic Action Heroes 20-doz Challenge!

Remember that time Tobi made me draw 151 pokemon in a weekend? Good times. Now it's my turn. So we had this conversation about hilarious 90s anthro 'toons... (and how Tobi would like to be a mermaid with a seashell bra, but that's mostly irrelevant.) Now I want to challenge anyone reading who's up for it:

I want you to design your own 3-4 man gang of those TMNT-wannabe animal-themed action heroes - but UPDATED to try and relate to the kidzzzz of 2012.

Here's some of the most prolific examples of what I'm on about:

Biker Mice from Mars

Street Sharks

Extreme Dinosaurs

and of course,

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

But you see, their cringeworthy pandering to the youth market is pretty dated. Biker jackets, roller blades, shoulder mounted rocket launchers... ok maybe those are timeless. But denim is dead. We need some new mutants. With fashion that's trying way too hard for THIS generation.

You have all week. Deadline is... eh, sometime this weekend. Come oooon. It'll be funny.